Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair...
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.