Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
50 facts about Men
1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.2. Men who...
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
Reducing travel risk
|There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard...
The Kid Who Knew too much .
One day a boy approached his mother with a question. “Mom, how come every...
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.