My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VIII
Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put...
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
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