Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
Researching this insect
|A prominent Polish scientist conducted very important experiment. He trained a flea to jump...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!