Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
Signs and notices 16
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant...
How to Annoy People at Work
How to Annoy People at Work1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...