Rules Guys Wish Women Knew!
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us....
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Can’t take it with you
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Great Tips and Suggestions
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....