Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
Laying off employees
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They...
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
A regular Friday night poker game…
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
A new statue for the bedroom
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
Computer Idiots
Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a...