A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Oops!
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
Adults have learned
|Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Laughter On Monday
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Bad boy
One day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to...
Scent makes you gamble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...