All Aboard
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
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Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Only found in America
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Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
Bud the stud!
How can you compare a lite beer to making love in a canoe? It’s...