Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
Say anything
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FOR
THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FORCover charge: $15.00 Round of drinks: $23.00...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...