Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today...
Things To Think About Our Government
29 Members of Congress have been accused of spousal abuse. 7 Have been arrested...
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...