Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this...
Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip…
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a...
Commitment Definition
Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...