The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
seven course meal
|What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six...
Polish Medical Terminology
POLISH MEDICAL TERMNINOLOGY FOR THE LAYMANartery- the study of fine painting barium- what you...
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...