Some cows view each day as the last roundup…
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to...
Courtroom Chaos
A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....