MD Qs and As
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? “Why does it work?”What...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
some practical jokes
|BalloonsObtain access to their getaway car. Fill with balloons. A few extra helium balloons...
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...