How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
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Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
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Did you here what Monica Lewinskys mother…
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Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
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