I can’t breathe without that
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No. to Change Lightbulb
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Bubba and Monica
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Your New Year Resolution
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The World’s Worst Joke!
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Men vs Women (long classic!)
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Like and Love
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What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Economics ruins life
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What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!