Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....
Workout at the gym
|At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of...
Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day…
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
What kind of clothes are there?
What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty...
Products we could do without!
Fingernail Clippers:That’s why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green...
Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...