The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
More Man Slamming!
You know a man’s lying if his lips are moving. Remember you are known...
My very first time!
The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...