Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
New Drug
Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered...
I did all of that?
|After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse...
State of Arkansas Residency Application
State of Arkansas Residency Application Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob (last) (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray...
A group of Americans was touring Ireland…
A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...