What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Coffee Time
Q: How does Mrs. Abdul Jabbar like her coffee?A: With Kareem!!!Q: What does it...
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
The River
In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
Pleasing Mom!
Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill...
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam? She wasn’t used to the...