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George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
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Fill Er Up!
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Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
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If Airlines Sold Paint
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Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...
Before you criticize someone…
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Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting…
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