Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
Dropped your wallet
|Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet....
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
Public announcements
Public service announcements around the world. USA: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!