Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Write for mail order
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A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
Wandering Tribes
Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
Madonna, Britney and Christina
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are...