Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Impressing the others
|A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He’d...
New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...