Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Bathtime fun
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Attorney questioning
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...