Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...
Think YOU are having a bad day? . . .
THINK YOU’RE HAVING A BAD DAY…. check it out these actual cases.Fire authorities in...
WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?
Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...
Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...