Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
Pain Relief
A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
…And I will do anything for love.
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with...
After Man, God Said…
What did God say after he created man?”I can do better than this” and...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...