May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Signs and notices 04
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. On a New...
Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...