Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...