Medical terminology
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Spice Girl\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Lightbulb Joke
Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb ?A:...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Problem with a dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...