Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they…
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made...
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
Polak Joins Baseball Team
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over...
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...