The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
OLD NEVER DIES 3
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Make it off the island
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Looking for some help…
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and...
Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...