These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
Stevie Wonder\’s Wife
Q. Have u ever saw Stevie Wonders wife? A. No PUNCHLINE: Neither has he.
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Bear Hunting
One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...