Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
Feminist Faux Pas
I don’t think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News
Good News, Bad News, Worse News Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more...
Playgirl Rejection Letter
Playgirl Rejection LetterNovember 30, 1995PLAYGIRL, INC.Dear Mrs. Smith, We wish to thank you for...
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
Honeymooned!
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...
Man Need
A man can actually cater to a woman’s every need, so long as all...
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...