Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...
Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game…
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a...
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
What do you get when you cross a crooked politician…
Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!