Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
Chicken jokes 04
|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
A clever court case
One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when...
A group of Americans was touring Ireland…
A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.