The Perfect Gift!
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A young couple gets married, and the groom…
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have...
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Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at...
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
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Johnny gets his license.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...
A neutron at a bar
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Brrr Its Cold
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Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...