Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.