Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
New Year Nerd Resolutions
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A game of animal football
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A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
On a very cold winter night…
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep...
Even more Bumper Stickers!
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Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...