Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
10 things men know
10 things men know about women:——————————-1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits
Represent Christmas
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
A man walks into a friend and sees…
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend’s caris total loss...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
The burnt blonde!
A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are...
The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...