Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
Undecided
The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of Baywatch…
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of “Baywatch”have joined forces to create...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with…
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their...