My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot…
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...