Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
Come In
A Jehovah’s Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a...
How you earned it
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...