Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
Need fishing licenses
|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten...