Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
One way ticket across the country
|A groom’s friends decided to throw his bachelor party the day before the wedding,...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
Going crazy with confusion
|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you...
Santa’s Reindeer
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish...
Some quick thinking!
A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...