Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
She is angry at you
|Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
Foul Play?
Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...