If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Last supper – last words.
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want...
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
See Model Home
Real estate man: Would you like to see a model home?Man: I sure would,...