A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
Cat technical support problems
|This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service...
Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?A: Erotic is using a feather…...
Feel Better
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch...
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...