Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs
|1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
Air disaster
Poland’s worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into...
Normal car is better
|Reasons why a normal Car is a far superior vehicle than a F1 Car”Hundreds...
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde…
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work...
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...